CYNICISM AND ADVICE

Reminds me of the transgender debate. Some real women may not have a vagina.

dylandubstep:

Oh god yes!

I feel all these “I’m a 90s kid” basically suggest……….. “I grew up in the 90s and I watched TV”. HEY YOU’RE SO AWESOME YOU TOTALLY ROCKED THE 90s! There was so much more going on while you were wasting away watching the box, suckers.

Whenever someone does this with the Adele album, the head looks disproportionately large every time.

Well, I’d sooner be judged on myself than my impersonation of someone I’m not. Bring on the judgement! 

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

swallowingteeth:

ughh i would be soo down !

A dozen red roses cost $220 today. What’s cheaper, tbh.

I’m not.

FUCKING LOL LFOSLFOS LOL LOL LOLCANO LOL LOLCOPTER LOLSFolsdfidfhpsfi DYING OF LOLS DEAD. No no nonono listen. “Once you find yourself deleting texts, you’re probably almost there.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Plz.

dyanmilagrosa:

You were the biggest mistake of my life.

No, you don’t understand. You live and you learn. There are no mistakes.

HA HA HA

victorianerd:

deadpoolthemandalorian:

gingervision:

edgexedgeington:

delaperle:

and0utcomethewolves:

la-mort-vivante:

saucebrain:

Can you guess which McDonald’s item this is?  It must be a strawberry milkshake or something.  Looks wonderful. 

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made – things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve — bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

http://docakilah.wordpress.com/2011/05/11/can-you-guess-what-mcdonald%E2%80%99s-food-item-this-is/#respond

Mmm chicken nuggets lol.

I read this today, makes me so glad that I wouldn’t touch Mcdonald’s food. eurgh

This is literally half of the reason I’m vegetarian. The other half is because of a documentary called Food Inc. Watch it.

So happy I’m vegan

I actually looked at this a first thought ” oh wow yummy strawberry ice cream, i want some !” well fuck. thank god i don’t eat mcdonalds anymore

Yeah? Well I’ll still eat McDonalds. AWWWW YEAHH !! 

^^^^ bahahahaha ditto.

I’m not sure about the US, but speaking for New Zealand, McDonald’s uses 100% chicken breast fillets. That being said, whatever, I would probably eat the ground up nonsense chicken too.

Rack city bitch, rack rack city bitch, ten ten ten, twenties and them fifties bitch.